Lament of
a princess
Beauty had a Beast that
needed to be tamed
She washed him, shaved off
the fur and yet he won't obey
In dinner parties Beauty often had to be ashamed
For he was sort of
anxious and sometimes grew violent
Little mermaid traded her
voice for a single chance
Now she only can be seen
in foam of surfs eternal dance
Sleeping beauty slept for
a hundred years, sure it is a wait
It could have been much
longer for her snoring was no good bait
Snow white had to die once
to get the her first kiss
Witch´s only man is a
snake, who goes by the name of Hiss
Rapunzel got plucked for a prince with no sight
And when I once tried to
kiss a frog it only turned pink and sighed:
"There is no princess to stand against Cinderella"
A fairy godmother can be a
priceless help in getting on white horse's back
No, there is no princess to stand against the cunning Cinderella
No, there is no princess to stand against the cunning Cinderella
No hope for a
pauper girl to get that true love's smack
The princes thirst to slay
dragons more than the love
from a girl with an open heart
from a girl with an open heart
There is no prince for this miserable maiden
that sometimes lets out a fart
that sometimes lets out a fart
